my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
(via officialchumbucket)
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(via pure-miind)
isn’t it weird how we adore all the small things celebrities probably hate about theirselves like that one scar on their face they got when they slipped that one time or that one piece of hair that just won’t seem to stay or how their tummy isn’t completely flat when they sit down yet we can’t do the same for ourselves
that’s why we are all searching for that one person who feels that way about us.
(via itssimplymeeeee)
don’t
ever
fucking
tell
people
to
kill
themselves









